“The thing that upsets me the most, honesty, there are three 24-hour financial networks,” Stewart complained. “All their slogans are like, ‘We know what’s going on on Wall Street.’ But then you turn it on during the crisis, and they’re like, ‘We don’t know what’s going on!’ It’d be like turning on The Weather Channel in a hurricane, and they’re just doing this: ‘Why am I wet? What’s happening to me? And it’s so windy! What’s going on, I’m scared!’ How do you not know?